The-Argonians

In case you're just joining us, this story was written mostly by the predictive text function on my phone. The words in bold are my additions, and I added the punctuation and formatting after the fact. Everything else comes from my crazy magic rectangle. Here we go! ********    Ralis really was a good boy, but he was also terrified and scared and angry and frustrated because he was in prison in his head. The big problem with the new thing in there was that it wasn't too good. Do you know what I mean? He didn't want it. Um, guys, sorry about this thing right now. I'm sure this ain't nothing.    A small group of young pirates wandered into